Uncle Sam: China, would you be kind to take our pet, Israel?
山母大叔: 中国,行行好来接管以色列吧?
China : Why? What good does it do for me?
中国: 为什么? 有什么好处?
Uncle Sam: (deep silent)
山母:(沉默。)
China: Seriously, why?
中国:正二八经的,有什么好处?
Uncle Sam: Because.. Because.. it costs us $ 3billion per year! 9/11! $ 1 trillion bogus war, thousands of our boys, bad reps , more incessant war! God! So much mess! But..but even so, our nasty pet keeps spying on us, betraying on us and it won’t even listen to us. We’re soo humiliated. We’re so f*cked up!! (crying hysterically)
山母:因为。。因为。。。我们每年要花30亿美圆,9/11! 10亿的战争军费,死好几千人,无休无止的打仗。上帝啊,太痛苦了。更可恶的是,我们的兄弟还不是个东西,它对我不仁不义,背叛我,还不听我指挥。我都不好意思说了,我糟惨了!!(歇斯底里的大哭)
China: Shh..shh.. Calm down, calm down. Here drink some xanax (offering a bottle of xanax)
中国:淡定,淡定。。来点脑残片吧。
Uncle Sam: (taking one pill) So, would you take our pet?
山母:(吃了一颗药)那么说,你是答应接管以色列了?
China: Ummm, why don’t you drink the whole pills? less
中国: 恩。。。这个。。你把这些药都吃了吧
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